Chronicles of a Unicorn - Good Girl

Posted: November 12th, 2019

If you don’t already know what a “unicorn” is, according to Urban Dictionary, a unicorn is a “common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding such females. By no means derogatory, but quite the opposite, a rare treat.”

I quite like myself described as a rare treat. But is it worth it to only be rare? Or is it more valuable to be a “good” unicorn? To be both good and rare I think are the true qualities in an authentic, genuine and exquisite unicorn.

What constitutes a good unicorn is itself a mixture of equally rare qualities. Firstly a good unicorn puts herself first. She puts her health, wealth, and daily life ahead of her sexual life. She is just as passionate about achieving real life goals as she is between the sheets. Secondly, she is highly emotionally intelligent. Things can certainly go awry in this lifestyle, and implementing strategies not allowing anyone to get emotionally attached or “catch feelings” is paramount. Another quality of a “good” unicorn, is that she is picky. She can and should be picky. As a close friend once told me, “You are at the top of the food chain”. She takes advantage of her position and only invests time and energy in quality relationships. Lastly, to my favorite part, a “good” unicorn knows how to please. She has mastered the art of pleasuring both men and women, reading them, indulging in their fantasies, making their climax, hopefully multiple, her end goal. Not only does she know how to please, but she receives pleasure from pleasing and is an expert on her own pleasure as well.

Yes unicorns are real, but the good unicorns are rare.